Osterizer blender. Circa…1979? This baby has survived at least 4 moves, two kids’ childhoods, and many a Christmas, Thanksgiving, and summer smoothie whimsy.
Really old peanut butter. Even the oil has separated from it in a density line.
Oatmeal from last year.
Styrofoam containers from take-out dinners. Rinsed and then stored in our cabinets for reuse. (You’re killin’ me, Smalls.)
Coffee mugs from a certain spelling bee champ’s trip to DC – circa ’96.
Salted butter in a poorly chosen temporary container for its storage.
3 lbs. of dried Coffeemate creamer.
Aloe vera juice. Sounds gross, right?